Sunday, February 17, 2013


Why do so many people hate February? Is it simply because they long for winter to be over? Is it because Valentine's day conjures up the depressing realization of their aloneness in the world?

Those are boring answers, and therefore false.

The real reason is because an alien race from somewhere in the Aquarius constellation is bombarding us with a rage virus that will eventually bring about a zombie apocalypse.

So yeah, 5th Dimension was a little off in their prediction.

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